Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
