I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
