Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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