one might say we're banned from that church
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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