you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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