Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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