weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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