i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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