I want to stick my p in your. b.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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