: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't shave. On purpose
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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