Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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