Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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