Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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