bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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