when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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