I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
sex in a hospital.. check
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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