I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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