How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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