so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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