Just cropdusted the office
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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