u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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