I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You need Xanax blowdarts
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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