vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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