Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
