Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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