Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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