like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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