Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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