I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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