If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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