Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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