as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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