Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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