I just made out with a guy for $7.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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