using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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