Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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