Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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