How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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