Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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