Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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