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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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