she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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