i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she looked like the before picture.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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