Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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