Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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