i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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