just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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