So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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