He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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