Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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